Ladies and gentlemen browsing the blogs in the first days of 2009. If there’s one thing I can honestly advise, it’s this: never trust your money to someone who can’t recite the Lyapunov condition for a central limit theorem. But I’ve been gathering some bonus thoughts. Needless to say, I am or have been an infringer in most of the “don’t”s — which is why I know them to be so. Likewise, I’m often lacking in the very things I advocate; advice comes from the heart, not the elbows. But one thing I have not (at least up to my control) done is trusting my money a man who can’t recite the Lyapunov condition for a central limit theorem. At least not yet.
1. Never trust your money to someone who can’t recite the Lyapunov condition for a central limit theorem by heart. Memorize it yourself, for it may save ye tushy

where
are the third central moments,which (individually) divided by the variances
are the asymmetry coefficients. The three first central moments must also be finite for the condition to imply a CLT. But despair not: this is an amazingly powerful thought: if things turn out more or less symmetrical they will, at one point, become normal. If the person at hand doesn’t realize that the “classical”, pre-Lyapunov/Lindeberg central limit theorem requires identically distributed variables all around the sample (do all stocks in your portfolio have the same kurtosis?), fire him/her.
2. Beware of kurtosis, but don’t worship it. Everyone -is taught about the Chebyshev upper bound for standardized deviations from the mean — one of the most important rules of thumb you can know, possibly second only to the chain rule in the calculus. Much less well-known is Markov’s inequality, often found unassumingly as a lemma in derivations of the Chebyshev bounds. It is, however, a quantum of solace in the mathematics of fear and chance. Quite simply,
being the usual notation for absolute value, it holds for any random variable X that

– regardless of the variance or whether a finite variance even exists.
Run the numbers: if 1% is the average daily change in some price series, the likelihood of a 8% drop or rise is at tops 12.5% even in the funkiest scenarios conceivable to frustrated measure theorists. Keep that in mind — and that the Lyapunov condition is about convergence to symmetry, with no discussion of fourth moments. Excess kurtosis is an occupational hazard that needs to be taken seriously, but not pampered to.
3. Mind the mathematical assumptions. People will try to shift blame to the theoretical or conceptual assumptions, but that’s seldom the case. The problems in quant finance are as predicated on the efficient market hypothesis as they are dependent on the axiom of choice. The problems with applied partial equilibrium analysis are mostly about naïveté or carelessness in aggregation (next time someone quotes an elasticity, ask them if they’re willing to posit at least reductibility to Gorman’s polar form on the choice functions, just to begin with), not about the basic notions of convex rationality that have been under fire since at least satisficing theory and have now been toughly challenged by Nobel-awarded prospect theory. The problems in finite-sample statistical inference are more about misunderstanding basic real analysis (limits of series) than about overusing asymptotics in small-sample scenarios (there is an even less demanding CLT based on the epsilon-delta-style Lindeberg condition — which goes all back to knowing what a limit really means.)
It’s less ego-bruising to fence naïve faith in platonic axioms as an ostensive explanation for the bad performance of models than to admit faulty reasoning. Because of such psychological mechanisms, entire theories take the flak that actually belong to influential individuals overlooking or misunderstanding technical (wonkish) details. Because of the da Vinci-Heinlein postulate (”you can never be too knowledgeable on any area that crosses your path”; I just made that up combining the life off the first and the quotations of the second), if you eat, you should understand the entire biochemistry of digestion to the point of understanding the technical journals. In real life there’s never enough time, but an economist of any persuasion or occupation has no business calling himself an economist or quant analyst if he doesn’t understand the content of the first four chapters of MWG — in fact, you should have known what MWG means before clicking the link.
4. Don’t trust any dynamic implications resulting from static models. Remember that, unless for very harsh conditions of error sphericity, the “basic” linear regression models are all about cross-sections; the available datasets are fitted a quasi-fictional data generating process that generates timeless, possible-worlds static scenarios. Using regressions to compare different points in time, even on stationarity assumptions (does anybody even bother to check second-order stationarity so error terms are in fact spherical?) is a huge leap of faith. (That’s why they made Kalman filters)
The major dudes — the ones influential in policy-making — are right now using linear back-of-the-envelope calculations based on estimated coefficients to figure out the size of trillion dollar-scale governmental programs in the largest economy in the world. That’s just screwed-up. Even the most basic back-of-the-envelope calculations should use some kind of small-dataset vector autorergressions (maybe positing some cointegration relations from their understanding of long-run macroeconomic theory) and impulse-response curves, and even that is just way too crude for policy formulation.
The main issue with using regression-like models on observations taken at different points of time is that you’re implicitly assuming that coefficients are constant. All kinds of cobbled together solutions have been found for that, from ad-hocky instrumental variables to way-too-deep-in-the-underlying-theory dynamic-panel GMM estimators, but you have to pick your beliefs carefully and always do proper sensitivity analysis on them.
5. Development theory is whack — all kinds of development theory. Old-school dependency theory is predicated on long-term trends on relative prices who have deviated from their necessary (not predicted, necessary) course, which pretty much makes it safe to discard all remains of it. “Solow theory” (including all kinds of dynamic maximization problems) is based on representative agent models; refer to MWG chap.4 to see if that’s comfortable enough for you. (It’s not just about Gorman polar forms; these are just a minimal condition for a commodity demand function to even be conceived as reasonable.) What’s more, long-term growth has long been recognized to be an imperfect correlate of the development of free (”open” in the sense of Karl Popper) societies, and happiness measures like the Human Development Index are a farce. (Get a bag ready to puke on and check the methodology out).
Self-sustaining development is about people being able to reach their higher potential while not sacrificing their basic human inclinations: it’s about self-actualization and the desire to contribute to human progress. It has to do with education — maybe not in a sweep-out form, but at least in a form that picks up the best and the brightest with fair criteria. I think I would go on a limb and say that human-centered urbanism is about as important as education and should receive about the same amount of attention and cash. No amount of premature calculus lessons will cure our sick cities; it’s just something the market can’t take care of well (check out Christaller-Lösch theory).
6. QQPlots are your friends. Cherish them. Enshrine them, even if you’re at ga-ga-copulas. Post them together with mean performance time-series, even if you have to explain qqplots to confused investors. Statistical moments are deceiving — even third and fourth momets. If your distribution is heading towards a bimodal form, you mght not be able to meet the Lyapunov or Lindeberg conditions.
7.
: If you are modelling a virtual trade on a synth market, remember that there are always three components in a trade: what person A gets, what person B gets and what price gets agreed upon.
Synth markets are pointless if there’s no such notional win-win scenario, even if day-to-day operations are in secondary markets that eschew the actual motivations. Have a model ready for
and
given the
motivation arrows. Know that, notionally, people should have been dealing in such instruments in an organic market were not financial markets incomplete. If your derivatives aren’t the functional equivalent of a synthetic market, then you might as well be card-counting in a Vegas blackjack table.
8. Get a healthy adrenalin source. Finance is boring. Find an adrenalin-intensive sport: surf, downhill skateboarding, hang gliding, whatever. Attempting to find satisfaction where your responsibilities lie is futile and dangerous. If I had a dime for every time I shot myself in the foot trying to shoehorn intensive programming into an otherwise simple job, er, I’d have change for pop-corn, I guess.
9. Dress down in marginal increments. Only you are able to know what’s expected in your workplace, but what are the odds that someone will mind you’re wearing sneakers instead of stiff uncomfortable shoes? Try an extra epsilon now and then.
10. Cut the jargon. It only makes death by semantics more likely. Cf. Alone’s blog for how psychiatry has been in a deadlock for thirty years because of their fancy ontologies that began as simplified explanations for the general public and ended up in the decision trees of practicing clinicians.
11. Realize that things never “are”, they’re just in the process of becoming. The deductive-nomological approach got physicists in the ridiculous position of spending millions trying to photograph a particle they don’t actually know to exist — just because it would make their model finally fit. Quant finance is where economics breaks out of the deductive-nomological gridlock, and the rest of the profession should follow its example. Don’t listen to anyone arguing from first principles — whether savings precedes investment, whether supply precedes demand, yadda yadda yadda. Focus on well-formed problems — like the soap bubble whose shape comes from minimizing surface tension. The goldilocks point of scientific methodologies probably lies somewhere between lagrangian and hamiltonian mechanics: somewhere between shedding all the metaphysics about first principles and trying to shoehorn all science into one model. General theories never are.
12. Because things never “are”, advice never applies to you. All of these points are just things to watch out when modelling your second moments. Your expected returns will always have to be modelled by your gracious self; no matter how much technology we throw at it, each and everyone of us is in constant flux and so are the markets and societies we face. But trust me on the Lyapunov condition: it’s as basic as 2+2=5, and if you don’t get the basics right, you’ll always be solving the wrong problem.
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